Alternate Careers for Larry the Cable Guy

1) Larry the Label Guy — "Git 'er identified!"

2) Larry the Stable Guy — "Git 'er mucked!"

3) Larry the Table Guy — "Git 'er planed!"

4) Larry the Bagel Guy — "Git 'er shmeared!"

5) Larry the Abel Guy — "Git 'er Cained!"

6) Larry the Gable Guy — "Git 'er Clarked!" alternately, "Git 'er fenced!"

7) Larry the Fable Guy — "Git 'em stories passed down over generations!"

8) Larry the Babel Guy — "Git 'er translated!"

9) Larry the Playbill Guy — "Git 'er coupons for post-show dining!"

10) Larry the Stable Eye — "Git 'er seein' perfect!"